#15.) "Yea, that's Phyllis the Diller." -Grandma when asked a question concerning Phyllis Diller after consuming a Blackberry Margarita at TGI Friday's.
#14.) "No One is as loud as you." -Grandpa in response to a Phyllis Diller/Grandma comparison. The Blackberry Margarita was still present.
#13.) "Why in the Hell are all these Moose pictures on my phone." -Me after Cheryl took my phone at the Milwaukee Zoo.
#12.) "Well I used to wake the morning, before the rooster crowed. Searching for Soda Bottles to get myself some dough!" -Jesse singing while working on the computer one morning. Yes that is "The Ballad of Curtis Loew" by Lynyrd Skynyrd, and yes I am very proud.
#11.) "I wanna go in a Warm Tub, not a Hot Tub." -Maddie explaining her desire to enter the hot tub that wasn't too hot at Aunt Donna and Uncle Scott's house in Milwaukee.
#10.) "I'm not putting my thumb in a Fish's mouth, He could bite it off...Couldn't he?" -Cousin Logan after catching a "Monster" bass, and being coaxed by me to remove said fish from the hook.
#9.) "Woooo! Ric Flair!" -Cousin Justin referring to the legendary wrestler Ric Flair. I should mention that Justin is not really a wrestling fan, but I was able to educate him. You're welcome!
#8.) "Call Him Scott Squibbles." Cousin Emily speaking with Siri, and telling her how to refer to Uncle Scott from now on.
#7.) "Hello, Scott Squibbles." -Siri
#6.) "I don't think you can hurt him, he's been through a lot." -Jesse referring to me and a proposed piggy back ride by Cousin Emily.
#5.) "Unintelligible.......I'm a volunteer." -Lou the Tour Guide at Miller Park. A very kind and gracious 137 year old man who who was our tour guide. He's kind of a Low Talker. Extremely nice man, but very hard to hear.
#4.) "Did you get any of that?" -Aunt Donna referring to Lou
#3.) "Not a Word." -Me still speaking about good ole Lou
#2.) "Oh my gosh! That thing came out of nowhere!" -Cousin Justin after being accosted by a rogue duck at the fishing pond.