#10). The Smell of Spray N Wash is comforting and brings back memories
#9). Changing a diaper is like a pit stop in the Daytona 500 (13 second average)
#8). You understand the McDonalds Happy Meal toy rotation
#7). You know and can state on command the rules of the school car pool line
#6). You consider Dora and Diego a part of the family
#5). Date Night has become the ultimate goal of your very existence
#4). You have used the phrase, "Use your inside voice"
#3). Women are constantly telling you what you're doing wrong in public places
#2). Noise during nap time is seen as an act of aggression and is reason for a declaration of war
#1). You hear the words "Bless his Heart" frequently
There they are, 10 signs. Happy Uber Dad Spotting!
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